Junebug 1999- 2012 |
This year's Cat of the Year Award is offered in loving
memory of Junebug. She was a glorious creature and the only two time champion
of Cat of the Year (2010 and 2011). Sadly Junebug passed
away this year in May. And unfortunately,
as you may recall with Squeak, since she did not complete at least 50% of the
year she is ineligible for consideration as the 2012 Cat of the Year. These are the rules. Frankly no one expected Junebug to make it as
long as she did.
We dearly loved Junebug and we miss her every day, and so
does Alex (we think). However, as you
will read, not everyone shared our fondness for that little monster.
So, in alphabetical order, here are the contestants for the
2012 Cat of the Year. Polls close
January 4 at midnight, so, do the civically responsible thing and vote. And leave a comment- these were the best part
of the voting in past years!
Pictured from left to right: Natalie, Miles, and Alex |
Alex
Age: 11
Weight: 8 lbs
Breed: Turkish
angora x Persian
Alex with his friend, Junebug. |
Background: Innocent
victim of a hoarder. He was at the shelter for 2 years because no one
wanted to adopt an adult black cat. We adopted him in summer of 2007 as a
friend for Natalie. Boy was that a bad idea. Really bad.
Pros:
Good attitude. Greets all visitors at the door. Does fantastic
acrobatics. Plays hard. Tries to play with the other cats (they
don't play back), and he respected Junebug and her issues. After the
passing of Squeak, the undisputed leader of the house, Alex has assumed a more
prominent leadership role. This is despite his age (our
youngest cat) and small stature ( he is about 56% the size of Natalie).
Cons: Rarely purrs. Bites your face if you oversleep. In warm months he will bolt out the door to
check out the yard (but in his defense he stops after 10 feet). Socially inept.
Accomplishments in 2012: Whereas Alex grew one white whisker
in 2011, contributing to his more distinguished appearance, he seems to have
lost it. Although he lost his closest friend, Squeak, in 2011, and then
Junebug, his other friend in 2012, Alex maintains a cheerful and outgoing
personality. He is still very, very
fast.
After beating the crap out of Miles when they first met,
Alex was the first to offer an olive branch.
Natalie has yet to offer such amends.
Gregarious,
yet modest and unassuming, Alex just likes to be close to people. But now, he
spends a lot of his time in Junebug's old room. His ¾ length tail, though not
new in 2012, is always worth some points.
Alex
had an expensive year of vet care in 2011 ($80/pound) for some skin tumors and
dental issues. So far in 2012 he has had
zero vet visits and no expenses. But unfortunately we recently noticed that his
skin tumors have returned. We are fearful of the prognosis, although Alex is as
stoic as ever.
Expenses: $0.*
Cost per pound: $0
*He will eat whatever any of the other cats are eating. He doesn’t mind, nor does he expect anything more.
Miles and his favorite person, Marilyn. |
*note: Miles not
eligible for consideration this year (he has only completed 25% of the 2012
competition season, but barring any complications he will be a contender in
2013).
Age: 8
Weight 7 lbs
Breed: Wire-haired
Chihuahua (a rare condition that should likely garner him some votes by loyal
readers. Only a few long haired and
short haired Chihuahuas end up with the wiry hair).
Background: Our
smallest and youngest cat, Miles is a "California Little"- one of the
small dogs sent to Missoula's Humane Society from an animal shelter in Merced,
California. He, like his bother Alex, is
the innocent victim of a hoarder. We
know very little about his past, but when we adopted him he had sores on his
feet and legs from confinement.
Miles is color coordinated with our kitchen floor- an important consideration in future voting. |
Pros: Will not make eye contact with the cats. Generally enjoys everything. Does not bark (except when he is asleep and
dreaming). He is a “proud stepper”, and
he is tall for his height. He has the
long (albeit, short), graceful legs of an antelope. Despite his central California upbringing, he
is unfazed by winter and snow.
Cons:
Does not purr, and will not use a litter box.
Accomplishments: Has recently mastered “sit”, "lay down", his name, and can jump onto all the beds. Sleeps under the covers with us at night. Does not eat treats from the cat litter
boxes.
Cost per pound: $57
Natalie is not impressed. |
Natalie
Age:
17
Weight: 14
lbs (according to her driver’s license)
Breed:
Domestic long hair
Background:
Disemboweled by her previous owners’ dog, historically medically
neglected. Borderline diabetic (Type 2 lifestyle diabetes, I'm calling
it what is is). She’d prefer to be the only cat in our house.
Pros:
Classic beauty, good stomper, good at polishing things with her declawed paws
(including the computer monitor when you are trying to read or write
something). Great purr, skilled exfoliator of the human face. Very
helpful when you are reading a book, looking at a monitor or doing anything
that she can sit on, sit in front of, or otherwise interrupt (see
below). Very friendly with human visitors.
Cons:
Not a team player. Generally is disgusted by any other cats including
Squeak, Alex, and cat-like pets including Junebug and Miles. In 2011, we suspected she was happier after
Squeak died, but in 2012, after Junebug died, her glee was obvious. I have never seen Natalie happier. This unabashed glee lasted until we came home
with Miles.
Accomplishments:
Natalie continues to be the largest of our cats and had no surgeries this
year. Glowing report from the vet (who she hates). It appears as
though she is getting healthier and younger with each vet visit. We suspect she is robbing the strength of all
the pets we have lost (Squeak, Junebug, and Mattie). We are fearful there is a portrait of her in
the attic that is aging. She is a
wonderful, happy cat, and if not for her utter disdain of any other pets
(currently Alex and Miles), this would be her title to lose every
year.
Cost: Expensive
diabetic food, but no vet visits this year.
Cost per pound: $3/ lb
I just want to state for the record that I'll be voting for Miles the "Cat" next year as soon as he's eligible!! In the meantime I see a strong sympathy vote for Alex, thus I have voted for Natalie.
ReplyDeleteMiles is not a cat. Sorry to break the bad news.
ReplyDeleteCeci n'est pas une pipe (Magritte)
Translation: just because it looks like a cat and acts like a cat and walks like a cat, does not mean it is a cat.
Magritte and Miles would have been fast friends.
Satori (who also matches my kitchen floor, albeit different colors) votes for Miles. Because Satori c'est n'est pas une chat. Il est un chien. Et, il parle Francais. Une peu. But he is also (il est aussi) un petite chien, like Miles.
Satori says: Little dogs rule.
You Blend, Miles. Arf-arf.
ReplyDeleteSatori
(I made her type this).
This is a tough choice. What if there's a tie?
ReplyDeleteGood question. According to the official rules committee, in the unlikely event of a tie, the former winner's tile would be retained (because in theory, that winner had not been defeated). However, if the previous winner of the cat of the year was not involved in the current tied together event, we would have to convene an anonymous, independent tribunal to weigh the merits of all participants, and ultimately decide on an winner. These tribunals can be arbitrary and capricious (they wield a lot of power). This could take weeks and for the sake of the Montana Wildlife Gardener nation, I hope it does not come to this. This sort of thing is best settled by the people, and not determined in the hands of the courts. So, in sort, if there is a tie, Alex wins.
DeleteWow. Okay. This changes things considerably. 50 hours left to ponder these complexities.
DeleteI vote for Natalie in light of her unabashed queenly disdain for the other pets
ReplyDeleteAlex. I respect anyone who can beat the crap out of an invader and then grant respect.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to dabble in fundamentalism so that means my vote goes in support of the cattiest cat - Natalie - even though she kind of scares me.
ReplyDeleteWell I can't choose since they are all cute.
ReplyDeleteWe are partial to black kitties in our house, although no black kitties have currently chosen to reside with us. We also love large furry girls with spunk. However, we are going to have to cast our vote to Alex who appears to be a true friend.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about Junebug.
The Schott family